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ezey
cube korunk download n dengar nieh..ekekkekekeke lawak seh!

http://www.geocities.com/mr_ezey/1038.mp3
reco
haha... lawak seh
reco
petikan dari clip tersebut

Son of a # censored #?

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma # censored #. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma # censored #.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you sonna ma # censored #. I don't even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma # censored #.

So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma # censored #. I don't even know the man and he calla me a sonna ma # censored #.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you too, you sonna ma # censored #. I gonna back to Italy.

crdt to ezey for interesting sound clip
amY
hahaha..mcm celake...uhuhu..
grimmjaw
tau xpe....muahahaha
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