MARI KONGSI CERITA HANTU !!


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FIRST STORY SERAM GILER

satu cerita seram

This is a true story of a young college
girl who passed away last month, at
Shah
Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by
a lorry.

I don't want to mention the name of the
college. She had a boyfriend names
Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of
them are true lovers. They are always
on the phone with each other. You can
never see her without her handphone.

She spends ¾ of the day talking with
Shankar. Priya's family knows about
their relationship. Shankar is very
close with Priya's family (just imagine
their love). Before she passed away she
always told her friends "If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone". She
also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry
her coffin. I was there ~ a lot of them
tried to do so but still couldn't ,
everybody including me, had tried to
carry the coffin, the result was still
the same.

Eventually, they called their
neighbour,
a "bomoh" from Thailand (pak Darin),
who
is a friend of her father's. He took a
seat and started
speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes, he said "this girl misses
something here". Then her friends told
Darin bout her intentions to burn
her with her phone. He then opened the
coffin and place her phone, together
with the SIM card inside the casket.
After that they tried to carry the
coffin. It could now be moved and they
carried it into the van easily. All of
us were shocked. (can you feel the
fear?
I'm shaking at this moment.)

Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar
that Priya had passed away (pity
Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called
Priya's mom.

Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today.
Please cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home
today; I want to surprise her."

Her mother replied, "You come home
first, I want to tell you something
very
important."

After he arrived at Shah Alam, they
told
him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thought that they were fooling
around. He was laughing and said,
"Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to
come out ... I have a gift for her.
Please stop this nonsense."

Then they show him the Priya's death
certificate; they gave him proof to
make
him believe.

Shankar started to sweat profusely. He
said, "It's not true. We spoke
yesterday. She still calls me."

Shankar was shaking so badly when
suddenly, his phone rang.

"See this is from Priya. See this ...."
he showed the phone to Priya's family.
All of them told him to answer. He used
the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard
this conversation, loud and clear. No
cross lines, no humming. It was Priya's
voice! And there was no way others
could
use her SIM card as it was nailed
inside
the coffin! They were so shocked and
asked for pak Darin's help.

Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen)
to solve this matter. He and pak Darin
worked for 5 hours ... then they
discovered one thing .....
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ceh... wat suspen jer...

adeh

haha.. cite cam urban legend...

dey tambi..

ek eleh...igt aper td,....huhuhu
suspen jer....

syabas asimo-good job - mari kongsi citer htu lg

haah neh ade satu cite hantu best,membe aku yg cite pasal hantu sambung2 hantu ape tah..Click to view attachment

cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital..aku naik meremang dengar cite die ..

besok pagi aku cite la kat izul pasal membe aku neh jumpe antu,cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital.. izul naik meremang dengar cite neh..

besok pagi izul cite la kat yasser dak gtr pasal azim punye membe neh jumpe antu, cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital.. yasser naik meremang dengar cite neh..

besok pagi yasser cite la kat membe die iman dak gtr jugak pasal cite izul, azim punye membe neh jumpe antu,cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital.. iman naik meremang dengar cite neh..............

wei, bila nak abis daaaaa....

besok pagi yasser cite la kat ASIMO iman dak NOUVO jugak pasal cite izul, azim punye membe neh jumpe antu,cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital.. iman naik meremang dengar cite neh..............

PASTU ASIMO citer plak ajims,pasal cite izul, azim punye membe neh jumpe antu,cite die camni,membe aku r die penah jumpe hantu kat bas stand kat area umah aku mase die nak balik umah..mase die bwak kete sebelum sampai kat bas stand tu die bau wangi gle tbe2 je.jalan time tu takde kete langsung.mase die nak sampai kat bas stand tu die nampak ade org tengah tunggu bas,takan ade org tunggu bas time kul 2 pagi tak logik lah..skali die pandang mangai hantu pocong daa siap die tengok muke pocong lagi tuh..ape lagi die pecut 180 km lah walau pun kete kancil die bwak.tempat tu memang keras sebab dekat gan hospital.. iman naik meremang dengar cite neh..............

giler seram kan

PASTU AJIM nak cite kat scut.. belum sempat ajim nak cite, scut mencelah jawab..








'TAK PAYAH CITE, AKU DAH BACA DALAM FORUM...'


KAHKAHKAHKHKAHKAHKAH........


moral of the story : bila nak abis daaa.......

adei... ape punye story line la ni... ngeh3

da story is hantu sambung2..yg sambung tuh la antu die yg sebenanye

ekekkeke xleh blah sungguh....

--ni topik citer hantu ke citer lawak nih.. ak dah jadi confius ke korunk yg confius ngan tajuk thread nih... ntah ak pon tak paham... gelak aje la.... kekkeke

DIGI, i will follow you.

follow la sangat! bile dok dalam bilik xmau plak dia ikut. skang aku dah tak pakai DIGI, cam hampeh,

bile dok dalam bilik atau tempat tertutup skit mula la coverage kureng

ala...baru je seram sejuk duk lyn cite nii...iklan plak daaaaa.....adoii...benci benci

asimo bosan tahap gaban nie....

betol betol betol.sy sokonggg

aku ade gak kisah antu real punye..

kwn kepada adik aku ni namenye shakir. si shakir ni orgnye jenis lurus bendul..die ni penah masuk penjara sbb di tuduh merogol.mase tu umur die br 18. dier ni langsung x berani sentuh pompuan apatah lagi rogol org..
kisahnye mcm ni... die jd gad kat satu sekolah..ada le budak pompuan sekolah tu form 5 minat kat si shakir ni.nak dijadikan cte...budak pompuan ni xnak lek umah...dok kat sekolah..xnak balik...so si shakir ni pun nek heran ngapela budak ni xnak balik...dia pun offer nak antar lek umah..si shakir ni takut gak klu pape jd..org tuduh dier lak..
die pun g la anta budak pompuan ni lek umah..lepas antar die trus lek sekolah..teruskan keje die..
esoknye...ade satu keta polis dtg tangkap die..katanya atas tuduhan merogol..rupe2nye budak pompuan yg minat kat die ni ckp kat bapak die yg gad ni rogol die..
si shakir ni mmg xtau nak ckp pe dah punyelaa marah kat bdk pompuan tu.. dlm penjara...abis kene teruk dibelasah polis..maklumle kes rogol...memang lembik die kene..mase kena reman..bapak budak pompuan tu dtg dan ckp kat si shakir ni...kalau ko kawen dgn anak aku ..report ni kire burn..
so xtakkan le si shakir ni nak meringkuk seumur idup dlm penjara atas kesalahan yg dia buat kan..so dia pun kawen dgn pompuan ni ...kawen muda.. selama dia kawin..sket pun dia x sentuh pompuan ni..selama setahun.. tapi lepas sethn dah geram sgt dia belasah gak..yg peliknye budak pompuan ni mmg virgin lg...
sian betul aku kat si shakir ni..buta-buta je kene

so..citer antunya ialah... si shakir ni kan gad...slalu sgt le die jumpe antu..mlm tu kul 3 pagi mase dia lek keje..ade sorg makcik pakai kain semayang tepi jalan... dia langsung x pikir ape2 trus g tego makcik tu
"makcik nak g mane..wat pe sorg2 kat sini...bior sy antarkan"
mkcik tu pun senyum trus nek belakang...si shakir ni trus le anta..makcik tu kata depan sket je umah dia...
tapi perjalanan nak antar tu jauh yg amat...rupanya dia pusing2 tempat yg sama .tiba2 makcik tu ckp..tima kasihla nak..da sampai..dia pun benti situ..makcik tu pun jalan masuk..rupanya tu kawasan kubur...tiba2 makcik tu berpaling dan lambai sambil senyum kat die...pada masa tu baru si shakir ni terpikir...terkejut beruk dia..tgk2 tu kawasan kubur.. apa lagi...lutut jd lemah...motor trus jatuh..die lari sekuat ati lek umah..muto trus tinggal sn...sesampai die kat umah bini die tanye...mn muto...shakir pun kate klu ko brani ko g la amik depan kubur tu..esoknye br die g ambik muto.
pastu kan..satu g kisah..bapak si shakir ni ade bnyk lembu... satu hari lembu tu ilang masuk dlm utan..die ni cari merata tempat dlm kawasan semak utan tu...mase tu jam dalam kul 8 mlm...tgh dok cari ade sorg nenek dekat rimbun buluh...die pun behenti dan trus tanye tanpa ada syak wasangka...nek ade nampak x lembu sy...nenek tu jawab x nampak cu..pastu shakir pun kate...xpelah nek sy try cr kat depan... 2 3 langkah je dia jalan nenek tu panggil dan trus kata lembu ko ade ujung sane... si shakir trus g tempat yg nenek tu ckp..bile sampai sn mmg ade lembu die...kemudian die pun patah balik nak ucap tima kasih kat nenek tu...tapi dah takde...mase tu baru dia pikir...mn la ade org malam2 dalam utan mcm ni...apa lagi ..dia trus lari dgn lembunya mcm x cukup tanah..

tu la...org kate...slalunya..org yg lurs bendul..atau xde niat buruk dlm ati je akan jumpe antu dan antu tu xkan kco pun....
kita jgn takut dgn antu.. sbb Allah yg maha kuasa..

bnyk lg kisah si shakir ni klu nak aku cte kan...nanti2 le plak

erkk citer tang merogol tuh haku igt memula ader kaitan gk ngn citer antoO..kui3

adess.ade lak selit unsur 18sx..

haha..18sx tu selingan je,...aku nak tunjukkan betapa lurus bendulnya si shakir tu..org dah anayia dia sampai mcm tu pun leh dok redha lagik..

oklah...sementara dok tgu lab asst aku siap keje..sebelum kami pergi meronggeng..leh la aku sambung citer antu si shakir ni..


kisah dier camni... shakir ni mmg penakut sgt2 dgn hantu...dia kan gad kat sekolah tu..pastu ade lagi sowg pakcik gad..name dia pakcik lie..
mlm tu shakir keje kat pos gad yg belakang sekolah...tempat tu agak keras ahh...pastu kul 230 pg tetiba pintu bilik tu kene ketuk...kuat giler..mcm nak runtuh..si shakir ni takut yg amat...bace ape2 pun dah x terkeluar dr mulut dia...mmg takut bis..siap dengan cakar2 kat pintu agik..
besoknye..masa pakcik lie plak duty...dia pun cter la kat pakcik ni hal semlm...pakcik ni mmg bnyk ilmu sket psl2 ni...takat antu jenis ape pun dier tak heran.. dier ckp kat shakir ni...ko kene brani baru antu tu takut...
pakcik ni plak cte..pernah mase die balik kg...ade satu rimbun buluh bergoyang sambil dengar bunyi org mengilai..pastu pakcik ni geram betul.. die turun dr beskal dia..trus g kat pokok buluh tu...pakcik ni goyang pokok buluh tu lebih kuat dr yg hantu tu wat...pakcik tu pun ckp kat antu tu....klu ko nak goncang buluh ni...goncang lagi kuat mcm aku buat..pakcik tu jerkah..antu tu trus terbang menghilang.
penah gak pakcik ni bw lek antu...pakcik ni dok area kg..yg hulu sket..mase dia kayuh beskal dlm kul 11 mlm..tiba2 berat je..dia dah nampak dah...antu tu busuk sgt..bau hanyir...pastu pakcik ni ckp kat antu tu..maila umah aku leh kita sembang2..dalam x sampai seminit antu tu dah terbang..tapi sebenarnye antu tu masih ikut pakcik tu lek umah...mlm tu pakcik tu sembang dgn antu tu sampai subuh..
esoknya..pakcik tdo kat umah adik dier kat kg len..lepas tu setiap mlm antu tu datang umah pakcik ni...tpi antu tu pesan kat bini pakcik ni jgn bitau suami..bini pakcik ni x penah bitau langsung..tp setiap mlm si bini ni akan ckp kat suami dia jgn lek keje lewat sgt...pakcik pun pikir..selama kawin 40 taun..x penah lg bini die suh balik awal..so pakcik ni mula syak.. dia pun balik awal mlm tu...dia nampak antu tu berlegar kat atas bumbung umah dia..apa lagi..dgn bacaan ayat quran..dan kayu..pakcik terus kejar antu tu...daun2 kering kat jalan kampung tu abis terbang.
mcm tu le cte pakcik kat si shakir ni...dia kata jgn takut dengan antu...klu ko leh pegang rambut antu tu kuat2..dan wat sampai antu tu merayu mintak dilepaskan..masa tu klu ko mintak apa saja antu tu akan bg..tapi setakat ni pakcik x penah lagi dpt buat mcm tu..antu klu nampak pakcik mesti lari..sbb dia tau pakcik berani..
shakir ni mmg penakut...mlm tu ada lgi dentuman kat pintu tu...pastu shakir terus marah...dia pun tingin gak nak jd berani...dia buka pintu tu...dgr sura mengilai dr atas pokok... trus shakir pengsan..niat nak wat berani x jd..dia lemah semangat agik..
sekian.


semua citer ni berlaku kat pokok sena kedah...pakcik ni dok area tolak.(puncak janing)..aku xde tipu..citer ni mmg betul2 terjadi..pakcik ni sendiri citer kat aku..dan bini shakir dah ngandung 4 bulan skg...sekian..

wahh best aa citer ko tiq..naik saspen haku..klu msuk citer neh dlm mastika,sure masyuk neh..

*waser2 pokcik tuh ader ilmu aa..bkn sbarangan org leh camtuh wess

pakcik tu kan mase aku jumpe dier..mmg nampak cool je...anak bongsu dier meninggal acident kene langgar dgn ambulan depan2 mata dier.. dier tetap nampak tenang.
setakat aku idup ni..x penah lg aku jumpe pakcik mcm ni...klu ko sembang dgn dier..ayat2 dier tu penuh dgn makna tersirat yg berguna dalam kehidupan..mcm pendekar dlm citer semerah padi.

*ntah2 ader geng mastika dok skodeng citer haku nih...aku kene tuntut bayaran nih