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AsimO
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!! :rclxm9:
ezey
hahaaha aku pnah dpt lawak nie dlm email...xleh blah ar....sakit perut aku gelak...kekekek

nice one!!
wanchai_S
siut giler!!!
mokh
ade ke same ngn idong? ok gak tu
fusionnetx
haha.. siut. je.. aku pernah tanya kawan aku pasal bende2 BADWORRDS nih.. sekali dipetik daripada cite nih ar..
grimmjaw
hahaha lawak....tp tol gak pe die ckp....hakhakhak
AsimO
hahaha...lubang idung sama ng toot....heheheh
fusionnetx
kalau org sabah kata aper... org kl plak kata aper... aper la ko jims.. censored btul ari tuh...
reco
hehe... lubang idung kurang die nye reseptor...
asin
good joke.. biggrin.gif
AsimO
QUOTE (reco @ Jan 30 2007, 03:17 PM) *
hehe... lubang idung kurang die nye reseptor...



apa resptor yg kuat reco??
zackhanashia
ciss..
reex
x leh bla lawak...korek idung gune jari mane aq?? hehe
aYa
mangkok!
MeLo
Idung Di Samakan Dengan Tutttt.... laugh.gif
ifran
biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif haha tak terlintas d fikiran....
C H E E S E C A K E ®
use your brain, use your brain.....
walaweh!cannot handle la laugh.gif
munchen
walaowei.....kelakar siot....huhuh
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